January 2012
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“It’s like a yarmulke for twins!”
– My dad about my bra
December 2011
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my perfect new years would be me alone watching the twilight zone marathon with a bottle of wine and my dog. unfortunately this is not what will happen.
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A Typical Conversation with My Best Friend
Emma: My life is a big fat joke.
Me: I think everyone's is. I'm still waiting for the punchline.
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Just realized that all of the suicide notes I’ve ever written end up being mostly to my mom. What does that mean?
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Amidst the sullen Darkness there shown a solitary Lite For it is known ‘Neath the Sands of the Pharoahs That deep in the Land of Nite, The Ship of the Sun is drawn by The Grateful Dead
- The Egyptian Book of the Dead
“Life’s a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!”
– Auntie Mame
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The Office board game and endless episodes with my best friends = perfect night
that awkward moment everyone’s sleeping and doing fun things during break and you’re working for insane amounts of hours everyday
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I miss the period of time where Angelina Jolie was rocking the Morticia Addams look.
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“Dress suitably in short skirts & strong boots, leave your jewels in the...”
– Countess Markievcizv, 19th century Irish revolutionary, dispensing eternally relevant fashion advice. (via sharkyteeth)
Chloe: “I’ve never been lonely. I’ve been in a... →
azaleadalen:
“I’ve never been lonely. I’ve been in a room — I’ve felt suicidal. I’ve been depressed. I’ve felt awful — awful beyond all — but I never felt that one other person could enter that room and cure what was bothering me…or that any number of people could enter that room. In other words, loneliness…
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One teachers approach to preventing gender...
togetherforjacksoncountykids:
“It’s Okay to be Neither,” By Melissa Bollow Tempel
Alie arrived at our 1st-grade classroom wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. I asked her to take off her hood, and she refused. I thought she was just being difficult and ignored it. After breakfast we got in line for art, and I noticed that she still had not removed her hood. When we arrived at the art room, I said:...
tis the season
Chloe: “Don’t date a girl who reads because girls... →
azaleadalen:
“Don’t date a girl who reads because girls who read are the storytellers. You with the Joyce, you with the Nabokov, you with the Woolf. You there in the library, on the platform of the metro, you in the corner of the café, you in the window of your room. You, who make my life so god damned…
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“An eccentric is a person whose mind and senses are excited by things that the...”
– Vladimir Nabokov, Strong Opinions (via wordquote)
aestheticobject:
Is a 20(ish) year-old, available lesbian from DC who thinks I’m attractive, witty, and charming so much to ask?!
Welp…
Seriously! I can advocate for the absolute truth of this post. Get @ my gurl, Jen!
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I’m listening to Joni Mitchell and wishing it was acceptable to have rapunzel hair in the real world and to wear flannel pants and shirts all at once in public and to collage the entirety of my room besides my bed and floor.
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“The Blue album, there’s hardly a dishonest note in the vocals. At that period of...”
– Joni Mitchell
The kids behind me on the train are watching Charlotte’s Web and I can hear it and I’m sobbing.
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Every time I start to get myself into a good place, everything gets utterly fucked. Why do I even try anymore?
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thetreesweremistaken:
oh my Dark Knight Rises trailer…..
I KNOW. I CAN DIE HAPPY
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